The Downfall of Goober

Goober's cyber-security has been breached, and now it is time for me to investigate the hidden cave that I have discovered.

Note: I am writing this post as I am working on this.

First, I notice that I have 2 e-mails in my troll account from her Gmail. This confirms that the e-mail forwarding works, which is good. This will come in handy if a ''possession war'' takes place.

At the moment, I have two main options: snoop around her e-mail or snoop around the information in her university account. I decided to check out her university account.

First, I am checking her transcript to find out what classes she has taken (personal curiosity). Wow! To my surprise, I discover her middle name and birthday immediately. At this point, I have decided to create an information profile of this chick.

I just gained access to her Moodle account. This means that I have information regarding which students took classes with her (but only for certain classes). This is useful, because now I know who she knows.

I found one portion of her account that goes to financial aid information. It uses a slightly different login, hence, a different password. I fail the login and realize that in order to find the password I need her social security number. I can probably find it somewhere in her account, so I'll come back to this.

The parent access portion of her account is kind of lulzy. It provides me with the names of her parents, as well as their e-mail addresses and their PIN's. If I ever find one of their debit cards, I'll probably have access to their money. I noticed a button called ''initiate password reset''. I wonder what it does, so I'm going to click it and see what I can do with it. Wait ... oh shit. Nothing happened. I just got an e-mail on her account that notified me ''and the parent'' of the password reset. Fuck, now the alarm has gone off and her dad will get some kind of notification to change his password or something. Oh well, that shouldn't be too alarming. Jesus Christ, I need to be a bit more careful. By the way, his PIN at the moment is 1234. Rofl.

At the moment, I'm still trying to find that social security number. I'm trying to look at all of her school records.

I also found out which dorm, room, etc she lives in on campus, and I found out her home address. I can see her roomate's name, phone number, home address, major, e-mail address, living habits, age, and year (junior). I found the login to change data regarding her university ID, but it has that same funky login as the financial aid website. I'll have to return to this as well.

By the way, I also have access to her print account which has about $15 in it. I can use this for my own personal printing or to waste her money. From what I can see (from her financial records) she seems wealthy.

Damn, I have found so much about this girl but the one thing I cannot find is her social security number. Let me check her Gmail and see what I can find there. I'm checking her contacts to see if she contacted herself on another e-mail; no luck. She has a lot of e-mails in her trash folder, so I'm going to have to look through all of those as well but at the moment I'll check her inbox.

Her e-mails are interesting. I have one e-mail in which she organizes a group study session with one of the guys from her class. She has a few e-mails about a study abroad opportunity in Australia, and oh shit! A breakthrough discovery; one of the study abroad e-mails has a website to view her acceptance decision. By now, it is obvious that she was accepted, but the important thing to note is that the website has a login feature! Do you know what time it is? Find the password! Fuck, right underneath the login it specifically states that it's the same as your university login. Nothing to be learned here. I'll login anyway, just for the hell of it. She was accepted to the North Queensland program, whoopde-fucking-do. Oh fuck, I think I see some candy. I found a page with a bunch of 'documents' she needed to submit for applying to the program. Let me see if they show copies of the documents, because one might show her social security number. Lol, some of her essays are somewhat funny. Great, part of her application includes a section where she mentions her method of payment and guess what she said? 'My parents will pay for it.' Lol!

Moving on. There sure is a LOT of information in this application for study abroad. She had chicken pox in 1994 (when she was 3 or so). Apparently she doesn't smoke, which was actually one of the questions lol. Apparently her father doesn't live with her, and she lives with her mother. Nothing else to see here, back to her Gmail.

And there it is! Her social security number makes its first appearance. Some random file she e-mailed herself contains a copy of her social security number. Holy shit, and a lot more information! LMFAO. This file also contains records of a speeding ticket she received. And another! LOL! And another ticket for 'unlicensed to drive'. This is EPIC! Her sex offender check and arrest check both come back clean though. The e-mail before this one is a receipt for a criminal background check. Well, I guess that explains that.

Now, to put that social security number to good use! I'll go back to her e-mail later. Crap, I can only CHANGE the PIN, not discover it. Oh well, it looks like I'll be coming back to this another day. Back to the trash folder.

I see an e-mail from her mother stating that she has paid for her plane ticket to Australia. It seems like her parents are always paying for her.

Unfortunately, that's about it, except for some awkward emails where she dictates grocery lists to her mom. At any point in time, I could easily snipe access to her Facebook account, her financial aid account, and even her university card account (which probably has a decent amount of money on it). I could also probably create some elaborate scheme to scam her and her family out of a lot of money but obviously I'm not going to do that. Basically, I have control over her life. I'm done with this for now, but I will definitely keep my eye on this girl through her e-mails and such. Once I get an opportunity to- oh shit, I just realized. I saw a few e-mails that were receipts from iTunes. Nothing too significant; they had the last 4 digits of her credit card but that means nothing, HOWEVER, I now know of another account she has: iTunes! I can try to log into that. Actually, I probably won't, because I have no reason to. Oh well.

Anyways, I'll read her e-mails and if I see any e-mails indicating any other accounts or e-mail accounts she has, I'm going to revive this and pursue it further. I need to run some tests before I get too sneaky.

-Der König