The Physics Students Are Taunting Us

I am a student at NC State University studying Mathematics. One of my favorite places to hang out is the Mathematics Undergraduate Lounge, abbreviated MUL by me and my friend Will. We always refer to it as ''the MUL'', which sounds a lot like saying ''the Mole''. That little piece of information is completely irrelevant, but I just wanted to mention it.

Anyways, if you walk into the MUL, you will be staring at the far wall, which is actually just 2 gigantic windows. On the other side of the windows is a small room which has a few entrances on the first floor (the MUL being on the second floor). Thus, if you walk up to the windows and look down, you can see people walking in/out of their classes. It's somewhat creepy, somewhat of a stalker's viewpoint. In that little room, on the opposite side of the MUL windows, are other windows which display the outside world. Beneath these other windows is a window sill. It is really more of a small ledge than a window sill, but the phrase window sill makes more sense.

Recently, I have noticed that someone has managed to place a small bouncy ball on the window sill, which raises some questions. This window sill is at least 8-10 feet from the ground, so nobody could possibly reach up there. The first question is: how did they get the bouncy ball up there without it falling off? I simply cannot figure this out. One might typically think that the bouncy ball was thrown extremely vertically, but I believe that, even if this occurred, the ball would still have enough momentum and energy, or whatever the hell the term is, to bounce right off. This has caused me to develop a theory.

I think that one of those damn physics students figured out some sneaky way to get the ball up there, and has placed it there to taunt us (us meaning the math undergrads). If you look out of the MUL windows, you can't help but see that poor little bouncy ball, all alone and helpless, sitting there on that ledge. It's a sign of torment. They want us to kill ourselves, struggling to figure out how they got it up there. Day and night, the math majors are tormented by the mystery of the tiny bouncy ball, still sitting on that window sill.

So, I have decided to act. I will plot revenge against the Physics students. My first course of action is to obtain the trophy which stands, just out of reach, in our line of sight. I will obtain the bouncy ball and keep it as a trophy of victory. Then, I will infiltrate their ground. The physics majors have their own lounge, similar to ours. Some might say that the physics lounge is better than ours, but those people are fools, FOOLS I tell you! I will examine the physics students in their natural habitat, and plot my revenge from the inside. No idea will go unconsidered.

Once I have my plan of attack, I will strike! Faster than a speeding bullet, I will strike. The physics majors will find out about this destruction, but it will be too late! I will have already enacted my revenge. Be warned physics geeks; the math majors are after you.

Pictures to come later.